HMM & GRUG gets BIG TABLES

lasers and feelings has some handy scenario generation tables to inject some drama into things. now HMM & GRUG does too. A whole page of em! Roll up, fools, and maybe you'll meet a TRICKSY HERO or perhaps a BIG DOGS in a HUMAN VILLAGE with a BARD'S COLLEGE and an EXOTIC MARKET where they sell a SCROLL that makes VOICE LOUDER so you can defeat that stupid BIG MONSTER EVIL DEMON you met outside your ORC VILLAGE in a BOGGY SWAMP when you went to get DRINK the only way you know how: GO RAID HUMANS